Grab the Lizard by the Bottle

Just a few minutes back, I spent pretty much part of my last dining dollar (.$72 left). My original endowment of $400 DD’s has been whittled all the way down, like the remains of the Byzantine Empire. But what did I spent them on? Well, I bought two SoBe drinks: an Elixir drink and a SoBe Energy Adrenaline Rush. Though it is likely that one of the drinks (Energy) will warm up to room temperature, I don’t really care. I think SoBe is a relatively good product but some people think otherwise.

#7 is a loser. sobe is for gays. powerthirst is for real men.

The person who said the quote above was poster #11 in JHU Confessions, in a thread about energy. If that motherfucker thinks Powerthirst is so good why doesn’t he buy me one “fo’ free?” And also I actually have seen SoBe advertised and I know about it. If Powerthirst actually made themselves known (they don’t even have a website), then I would probably buy it.